This was a pretty interesting post to read, I’ve never considered someone would go to such lengths to receive the updates on mobile. Is there a possibility Anki can be downloaded on a local machine where you are during the day? Perhaps a school/work/library computer?
Were that matter to be ever be solved, would it be possible [on your end] to make direct AnkiHub-AnkiWeb sync happen?
As far as I’m aware, the end goal would be to have more synergy between the two to streamline the syncing process